Conspiracy training 101

It may be time to realise that the X Files was not just a popular TV show. In actuality, it was a series of training videos for the Fox Network, preparing for the day when they would have to cover-up the sheer incompetancy of their President. 

Video footage of the President behaving like a juvenile? It must be fake because it shows too much! (cf. ’Nisei’) Okay, they’ve covered the face of the other guy with that little red sign, but still… 

Joke about the President having fake Time Magazine covers on the wall in some of his hotels? Reference the sequence in which Mulder takes possession of a DAT tape (cf. Anasazi’) and “punch back 10 times harder.” Don’t need to whack a family member - a father or a sister (yet) - but a real hatchet job, will do the trick!

Your Health Care Bill look a lot like massacring defenseless Hansen Disease victims over an open grave? (cf. ‘731’) “Leave it alone,” keep silent, don’t say a word. Instead, have your highly sophisticated news anchor, Greg Gutfeld, sling personal insults at a CNN anchor’s lack of hair. Blind them with the wit of your riposte and no one will notice the 22 million dying from lack of health care insurance.

Caught out in a lie? Never mind, send in the shape shifters (cf. Colony/End Game), who’ll say anything to make everything look the way you want it to. 

And let us not forget, we are Fox, the hero of this nightmare!